MOVES: DRAFT DAY, WEEK 4/8, 4/15, 4/22 & 4/29

So from here on in, I'll be listing all the moves each week as well as how much money we all have left in our free agent budgets on here. This blog is gonna have every move so far - followed by how much moohlah you all have left. I'll always start the Moves Blog and Money Blog with the following pics so you'll be able to find them in a hurry if you need to as this page grows and grows.

For moves there will be this picture of Willie. (He looks pissed! WTF is his problem?!?)

For money updates - you'll see symbol. Pretty easy enough. Money = big ass dollar sign. For those confused by this, please refer to your 2nd grade teacher who probably went over such things.

Okay - so we have a lot of moves to go over - so let's get it on!

Draft Day Pickups

(1) Drew (Putzs)

- Sign Edinson Volquez (P CIN) – Reserve John "Otis was Lex Luthor's" Lackey

(2) Ben (Runs)

- Sign Moises Alou – Reserve Franklin Guitierez

- Sign "Touched by an" Angel Pagan – Reserve Jerry Owens

- Sign Edwin Jackson "5" – Reserve "Vote for" Pedro Martinez

- Sign Livian Hernandez – Reserve Scott Kazmir

- Sign Randy "Hungry like the" Wolf – Reserve J.J. Putz

(3) Chris (Kings)

- Sign Hideki Okajima – Reserve Chad Codero

- Sign Mike Pelfrey - Reserve Jason "About" Schmidt

(4) John Morgan (Megas)

- Sign Eugenio Velez – Reserve Kaz Matsui

(5) Bob D.(Wheels and Deals)

- Sign Garret Anderson – Reserve Curtis Granderson

- Sign Manny Parra "chute" – Reserve Francisco Liriano

- Sign Justin Duchschererwhatshisface – Reserve Chris "Jesus was a hell of a" Carpenter

(6) Alan (Juicers)

- Sign Dana Eveland – Reserve Joel Zumaya

- Sign Justin Germano – Reserve Rich Hill "Street Blues"

(7) John Marshall (Colas)

- Sign Kyle Loshe (P STL) - Reserve Chuck James

(8) Duke (Amazins)

- Sign Rafael Betan"The Peoples"court - Reserve Yovani (NFN!!!)* Gallardo

* - For the Rookies - NFN = Nice Fuckin' Name!!

(9) Bill (Pioneers)

- Sign Jonathan Sanchez – Reserve Brad "A" Lidge "Too Far"

(10) Mike (4Peters)

- Sign Carlos "Sterling" Silva – Reserve John Smoltz

- Sign Ben Broussard - Reserve Jeremy Hermidia

(11) Bobby K. (Masterbats)

- Sign Cliff "Pink" Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon"– Reserve Michael Cuddyer

(12 ) Charles (Shawshank)

- Sign Tom "Flash" Gordon (FLASH ... AHHH-AHHHH!) – Reserve B.J. "and the Bear" Ryan

MOVES FOR WEEK 1 - 4/8/08

(1) Bill (Pioneers)

- Activate Brad "The" Lidge "on the River Kwai" – Waive Jonathan Sanchez

(2) Mike (4 Peters)

- Activate John Smoltz – Waive Carlos Silva

(3) Bobby K (Masterbats)

- Bid 0.50 Carlos Quentin – Reserve Cliff Floyd

(4) Rick (Flying Dutchmen)

- Bid 0.50 on Dave Riske "It's the Game of Global Domination" – Waive Jason Jennings

(5) Charles (Shawshank)

- Sign Jeff Mathis for 0.50 – Reserve Dioneer (NFN!!!) Navarro

- Sign Gabe Kapler (not to be confused with Gabe Kaplan of "Mr. Kotter" fame) for 0.50 – Reserve Shelly Duncan

(6) Ben (Runs)

- Bid 0.50 on Gerald Laird - Waved Yorvit (NFN!) Torreabla





Alan (Juice)

- Bid 0.50 on Heath "Saved by the" Bell – Waive Mark Beuhrle

(8) Juice send Michael "The" Bourne Supremacy" and their 2009 1^st Round Pick to the Runs for Travis Hafner, Wladmir (Nice Spelling) Balentien and their 2009 2^nd Round Pick

MOVES FOR WEEK 2 - 4/15/08

(1) 4 Peters

- Activate Jeremy Hermidia (sounds so much like "clyamida") - Reserve Shane Victorino

(2) Rod Soccer Locker Balls

- Bid 0.50 on Ross Gload - Reserve Mikey Lowell

-Bid 0.50 on Mark Hendrickson - Reserve Kevin Slowey


(3) Wheels

- Bid 0.50 on Kurt Suzuki - Waive Carlos Ruiz

- Bid 1.50 on Pete Moylan - Reserve Justin DuchscherererererererererER








(4) The Dutch Peeps

- Bid 1.00 on Manny Acosta - Reserve Matt Garza





(5) Cola's

- Promote Jeff Neimann "and Marcus" - Waive Jeremy "Bond...James" Bonderman
(Buy out Bonderman Contract)

(6) Kings

- Bid 0.50 on Duaner (N.F.N) Sanchez - Reserve (okay returning owners - the player I've been waiting to hit the IR) Rich "Jessica Alba makes Mr. Fantastic and the Thing" Harden

Ohhhhhhh!!!!!

(7) Juice

- Bid 1.00 on Jose Lopez - Waive Julio Lugo

- Claim Mark Buehrle ("Hey - Didn't you just waive me...wait I'm back...Woo Hoo...Give me a big wet Kiss") - Waive Dana Eveland

(8) Masterbaters

- Bid o.50 on Todd Wellemyer - Reserve Dontrelle Willis

(8) Runs

- Bid o.50 on Randy "There's something I want you to do for me Rocky..." Winn - Waive Franklin Guiterez

(9) 4 Peters

- Bid 2.00 on Randy Johnson - Waive Jon "Judy" Garland

MOVES FOR WEEK 2 - 4/22/08

(1)Shawshank

- Bid 0.50 on Luke Scott – Reserve Alfonso Soriano

- Bid 0.80 on Bobby Crosby – Waive Gabe Kapler (Dude - Gabe "Kaplan" a.k.a. Mr. Kot-Ter had "THE" mustache/fro combo of the 70's television era - see right here -------------> )

(2) 4 Peters

- Bid 0.80 on Emil Brown – Waive Ben Broussard

(3) Wheels

- Activate Francisco Liriano - Reserve Peter Moylan

- Bid 0.50 on Scott Baker - Waive Manny Parra"trooper"

(4) MasterBats

- Claim Dana Eveland - Waive Boof (N.F.N!) Bonser

(5) Amazins

-Activate Yovani Gallardo - waive Nate "Peter Parkers Uncle is Cliff" Robertson

(6) Colas

- Claim Julio Lugo - Reserve Howie Kendrick

- Bid 0.80 on Scott Olsen - Reserve Jeff Niemann


(7) Rod Lockers

- Bid 0.70 on Chad "Oww - I got kicked in the" Qualls –Reserve Joe Borowski

- Bid 0.50 on Skip Schumaker (WTF kind of name is this? This dudes parents watched waaaaay too much 50's TV - Is there a funnier name than this?) – Waive Coco Crisp (Oh wait - yes there is!)

(8) Hoboken Pioneers

- Bid 1.00 on Jose Batista - Waive Akinori Iwamura

(9) Dutch

- Bid: 0.50 on Jeff Keppinger – Reserve Jimmy Rollins

- Bid 0.50 on John Bowker – Waive Scott Hairston

- Bid 0.50 on John Danks – Waive Dave Riske "Business"

(10) Megas

- Activate Kaz Matsui - Waive Eugenio Velez

- Bid 0.50 on Gavin Floyd - Waive Jeremy Guthrie

(11) Putz

- Promote Ian Snell from the Minor Leagues - Reserve John Lackey

- Bid 0.50 on Felipe Lopez- Reserve Ty "Webb" Wiggington

(12) Juice

- Bid 2.50 on Joey Votto (Daa-Yam!) - Waive Jose Lopez

- Claim Carlos Silva – Waive Justin Germano

MOVES FOR WEEK 2 - 4/29/08

(1) Wheels n’ Deals- Activate Justin Duschshererereeawhat'shisface - Reserve Francisco Lirano

- Activate Curtis Granderson - Waive Felix "It's feels just like Warm Apple" Pie

(2) Masterbats

- Activate Michael Cuddyer – waive Cliff Floyd

- Bid 0.50 on Paul "Hey..get to the" Bako "of the line o" – Reserve Jorge Posada

- Claim Jose Lopez – Waive Chris Burke

(3) Flying Dutchman

- Bid 0.50 on Max Scherzer – Waive Mark "Swing"Lowe "Sweet Chariot"

- Bid 0.60 Mike Cameron – Waive John Bowker

(4) D.B. Putz

- Claim Eugenio Velez – Waive Joey Gathright

- Bid 2.10 on Jonathan Sanchez - Waive Jeremy Accardo

(5) Juice

- Bid 1.00 Fred Lewis – Waive Mark "Joe Torre drinks Bigelow Green" Teahan

- Bid .50 on Chad Gaudin - Waive Carlos "Hi-Yo" Silva

(6) Colas

- BID 4.20 (Sweet Fancy Moses!) on Brian Fuentes - Waive Hiroki Kuroda

- BID 2.50 on Jarrod "Pass me the" Saltalamacchia - WAIVE John Buck "off"

(7) Rod Soccer Lockers

- Bid 0.80 Ryan Dempster - - Reserve Jake Westbrook

(8) Kings

Bid 1.00 on Greg Smith – Waive Mike Pelfrey

(9) Runs

- Activate J.J. Putz – Waive Livan Hernandez

- Bid 0.80 on Jeff Suppan – Waive Manny Corpas

- Bid 0.70 on Clint Barmes – Waive Randy Winn "State"

Wow - Lots o' Moves and Lots o' Cash already spent out of all of our Free Agent Budgets (except for Duke who hasn't spent a dime yet). So - how much cash do we all have left? Here you go.
(1) SHAWSHANK REDEMPTION - $17.70

(2) LITERACOLAS - $12.50 (YIKES!)

(3) ROD LOCKERS - $17.00

(4) MEGALOMANIACS - $19.50

(5) KINGS OF NY - $18.50

(6) 4 PETERS - 17.20

(7) WHEELS N' DEALS - 17.50

(8) FLYING DUTCHMEN - 15.90

(9) D.B. PUTZ - $17.40

(10) AMAZINS - $20.00 (ROLLING IN IT!)

(11) JUICERS - $14.50

(12) THE RUNS - $17.50

(13) HOBOKEN PIONEERS - $19.00

(14) MASTERBATS - $18.50